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Why did the cat sleep under the from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

Why are cats longer in the evening from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What did the cat do when he from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

What is another way to describe a from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

What does a cat call a bowl from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

What do you call a cat wearing from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !

What works in a circus walks a from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

Why was the cat so small Because from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

When the cats awayThe house smells better from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

Why did the cat put the letter from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What cat purrs more than any other from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

On what should you mount a statue from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !

What do cats read in the morning from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

Why do cats chase birds For a from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !

What kind of cat should you take from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

What do you call a cat that from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

Why do tomcats fight Because they like from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !

What is white sugary has whiskers and from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !